RE: HR Wanted Me to Tell You​

Issue 12

TO: ALL
 
            For reasons I am uninclined to name I will no longer be welcome to any company team-building retreats. Never mind that I have the best playlists for the drive. Never mind that I brought snacks for everyone on the bus, even the gluten free pretzels that Jen specifically requested. For reasons I am uninclined to name I will not be joining any ice-breaker challenges in the near-far future and must apologize to my fellow co-worker(s) for my actions. For reasons I am uninclined to name no one wants to be my partner for trust falls anymore.

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Em Kostanyan is a bartender/poet living in California. She now considers herself a writer.

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